Never Use a Knife and Fork Paperback (Neil Goddard and Nick Sharratt)

A hilarious rhyming story about TERRIBLE table manners!

Hide spaghetti in your hair,  Keep crisps in your underwear.   Never Use a Knife and Fork is an outrageous, tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos that will have children in stitches. Full of mischief and mess, it shows exactly what you SHOULDN'T do with food -- squish it, slosh it, squirt it, squeeze it! Rollicking rhymes combine perfectly with Nick Sharratt's trademark witty illustrations for a laugh-out-loud look at table manners.